Escort Stuff. Not having blogged for an age, I thought I would pour out some totally random thoughts about nothing too consequential.

Escort Attitude

Hmm, yes, I have new rates.

For new clients.

And I have a special asshole tax so in the event that you deliberately wish to be one.

I will charge you accordingly. Am I rambling well? Raising a curl from both ends of your mouth.

Heads up, I change an exorbitant fee for that. As I really am quite disdainful of their meagre efforts to try to ascertain some kind of feigned authority over me.

A meaningless pursuit.

Still some escort punters do sure love to try.

Record Privacy

Do I keep records of clientele? Hmm yes and no. What on earth do you mean Lily?

Well, it means, once I have met someone safely, I delete their verification details.

I am not remotely interested in them. even Geelong clients.

No plans to go stalking at this stage. I have stated this several times before.

It’s on a loopback.

I am merely interested that clients respect my values enough to have no issues providing them.

And ensuring of course that I have not met them in a past life!!

You Journal?

Oh, and I do have a journal.

“Geelong escort reveals all in wordy vicarious and lengthy writings”.

Nope.

Not going to happen. But yes. Girls often keep journals.

It’s a “thing” that we do.

Even mature Geelong escorts.

If you are wondering why I occasionally drop odd phases like the above sentence, its something called SEO.

Some of you will know exactly what I am talking about.

And some will not.

Frankly, if you are clueless, lucky you.

SEO can get pretty damned dry.

But nowadays it is a necessary evil.

But no keyword stuffing for heavens sake.

Sigh. I digress. Apologies. Back to my journal.

Locked and Safe

It is locked. It is kept in a safety deposit box.

That is inside my home.

That no client knows where, and has never seen, nor ever will.

Suffice to say, it’s safe.

And just in case you decide that attempting to strangle me with my Love Honey stocking, and I say attempt confidently.

You would be highly likely to fail in any event.

Yes of course I have a fail proof back up system.

That I probably wouldn’t need.

Cocky?

No.

Confident.

I have a right to be. If that irks you….you have an issue.

Well, ok, 99% fail proof as I suppose nothing is 100% is it. I will decline to expand on my fail proof safety “thing”, suffice to say, I am most certainly not an idiot.

Escort Safety

Geelong Escort Availability – Well, Lily Availability

Availability or in my case non-availability, verification, id’s, deposits all seems to rub a small percentage of men up the wrong way. No coincidence that they are all the same type of men, If you don’t like the way I run my business, here is an idea. Go and complain on Punters Planet like the poor slobbyist that you are. Alternatively complain on Reddit. Or possibly both!

One Can Never Be Too Sure With Escorting and Regulars

Apologies. Hmm. I made the mistake of trusting a regular client regarding deposits recently.

Time is not refundable. Therefore, on that basis, I only accept cash apologies!

That is why it is called accountability. Because it goes into my account. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

When a client pays me the cancellation fee, I find that he goes up several notches in my “respect” brain.

Why?

Don’t rush to think ….”yeah, as you would, easy money”.

Firstly there is no such thing as easy money in this industry.

It is a figment of your imagination, a notion….

Escorts Are Equally As Deserving Of Respect An Any Other Person

Newsflash. No, not at all because of the money “for nothing”.

It is what the payment signifies.

Etiquette.

That there is a level of respect for me and my time.

I have clients that insist on paying the whole booking fee.

When I tell them not to worry, they deposit it anyway.

Do I try to do look after that client better?

Do I leave my professional work early to fit in with their preferred time?

Hell yes.

Do I utilise “creative licence” if they throw a request at me I wasn’t anticipating.

Highly likely if I can.

What do you think?

Of course, I do.

Then there are those that go next level.

And buy me gift cards which I love as it feeds my frenzy for new reading material (yes, I love reading)!

New Puzzle and Shennanigan Recount – With a Twist.

Ahh, famous people, sports stars, politicans, comedians…

Huh?

What are you saying Lily?

Nothing. 🙂 🙂 🙂 I say nothing.

I have a quirky read/intrigue for those who a) like me, b) like doing crosswords, or c) are inquisitive creatures.

My shenanigans can be quite attention-grabbing to say the least.

It is based on…..hmmm, I can’t say exactly, because, you know, I can’t kiss and tell.

My game might contain some interesting names is all I am saying.

From 1988-1992.

My crossword is accompanied by my eBook…..

Don’t you kind of like how “out of the box” I think!

Mull over that!

Au Revoir…xx