New (Engaging) FAQ’s

If at this point of my companion career if my blogs and archives dating back to 2017 are not enough to convince you that I am real (you do have 2 eyeballs right)? ….then I just have no words for you. You should be able to read between the lines to gauge our compatibility.

A FURTHER MIX OF FAQ’S I HAVE BEEN ASKED OF LATE…

WHY ARE YOU NOT ON SM MUCH?

Um, one word. Time. I own 4 businesses. I am uber time-poor. Also, I don’t feel the urge or need to overshare my Lily life. If you want to get to know my personality or me a little more, you will take the time to read my blogs. Simple. I do have a digital footprint. However, you are not the only one wanting to protect privacy. Capiche?

FAV BOOK?

Impossible to answer. That’s a bit like asking who my fav client is? Clients are like books. Each one is different. Each one creates a different memory in my mind. I can’t just pick one. Or maybe I can but I just don’t wish to share it publicly.

These are on my bookshelf.

In no particular order:

Gone with the wind

It’s not about the bike

Sell Like Crazy

Supple as a leopard

Think and Grow Rich

Prostitution and Feminism

Originals – How Non-Conformists Move the World

Love at First Site

TV SHOWS:

GOT, CSI Miami, SVU, Vikings, Justified, Dexter, True Crime, Payback, The Glades, Happy Valley

WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES?

That would totally depend on my mood. I wear contact lenses on occasion for fun. Blue, green, grey, hazel or red when in a villainous mood….

WHAT ACTRESS DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

Nobody glam I am afraid. I have been told I look like Glen Close a few times….

My mother was often told she looked like Brigette Bardot. I do not look like my mother remotely…

I AM “X”, “Y” OR “Z”. WILL YOU STILL SEE ME?

As long as you verify, pay your deposit, are polite, hygienic and warm, I should have no issues taking your appointment.

If you have a disability unfortunately I cannot.

The place I work from doesn’t structurally cater for this. Apologies.

WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO HANG OR DO SOMETHING OUTDOORS RATHER THAN THE OBVIOUS?

What is the obvious ha ha?!

You are not paying me for sex.

You are paying me for my time.

I do like to know what activities you wish to do so that I can dress accordingly!

We can go somewhere public no issues – museum, gallery, café, zoo, conference….I am a fun, enthusiastic companion.

If the trip requires driving and we are not well acquainted yet, I prefer to use a hire car or an Uber.

I have zero problem with you driving.

It is my driving that will scare you.

I drive like a have cats lives….9 to be precise.

For safety reasons I shall take a pic of the license plate – you know, just in case you decide you wish to kidnap me.

(boy is there a substantial fee for that one)!

MAY I CALL YOU TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?

How old are you?

Phone call?

What the f%$k is that?

Virtually no professional companion answer phones any more. It is a thing of the past.

They all prefer text or a reservation be made through their website.

We aren’t in the year 2000 anymore.

The small exception I make to this is if you are wanting to make a FM2Y or YF2M appointment or a lengthy stay.

Then I will converse over the phone with you once you make a time with me via email or text to do so.

I offer a 30 min complimentary phone call to discuss logistics etc. and so that you can hear my cute voice!

YOU DIDN’T RESPOND OR MY NUMBER IS BLOCKED

This means I don’t wish to see you.

Rejection is never great, I understand that.

For whatever reason I decided that we are not compatible.

Why would you want to spend time with someone who has zero enthusiasm to meet with you?

There are thousands of other companions around this vicinity.

Please book with one of them.

Generally, if I feel we may be a match and I cannot see you on the day requested, I do not block you (if you have been polite).

Therefore we can meet at a mutually convenient time in the future.

Here is a non-Lily perspective https://www.escortrankings.uk/escort-advice/how-to-keep-your-number-from-being-blocked-by-escorts

I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON; DO I NEED TO BE VERIFIED AND SCREENED?

Seriously?

WTF?

I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.

Here is a new concept for you.

Maybe, if you are so concerned about your wife finding out and your marriage going to shit, do not hire an companion.

Don’t be an unfaithful asshole. A liar. A cheat. Dishonest.

Really. It IS that simple.

Our entire business relies n us being discreet.

Why the hell would I want to “blackmail” you when it is a) illegal and b) doesn’t interest me and c) I don’t have time for that kind of crap in my life and d) I have no inclination for crap at any time?

Chances are, if your wife finds out – she is leaving you, taking the kids and half your money. Yup. That is the way it goes.

I don’t want to ruin anyone’s life and I don’t wish to blackmail.

Frankly, if that is what you think of me, I am offended.

Unless of course, you have a homewrecking/crazy bunny boiling mistress fantasy in which case please let me know and I will charge you accordingly.

Click this link to read my best blog on verification..it will get your head straight…https://www.lilylevine.com.au/screening-verification-deposits/

DO YOU CARE IF I AM MARRIED OR SEEING SOMEONE?

No. If companions cared about that we would have no business.

I actually probably prefer married clients – less clingy  and too busy with their career, wife, kids, home, garden etc. to be bothered stalking me.

I am not interested in clients personal relationships they do not affect or interest me at all.

The only thing that I don’t tolerate is when a client talks shit about their significant other.

Please.

Ewhh, have respect for the person you supposedly have respect for.

Do not disparage them in front of me as I will defend them not you.

You are not perfect (you are hiring a paid companion FFS).

There are ALWAYS 2 sides to any story.

Disparage them, you lose my complete regard and you are a cretin.

Men with that type of mentality will not cope well with me.

Your attachment is not my burden to bear. It’s yours.

WHAT IS GFE AND DO YOU OFFER IT?

Acronyms. Sigh.

No, I don’t offer it.

GFE is when you pay a companion to scold you for playing video games all day.

To tell you I am starving but I don’t know what I want to eat.

You get fish and chips and I tell you off because secretly I wanted bloody pizza.

Can you not read my mind?

So, then I go to bed coz I have a headache.

Therefore, you have to play with yourself.

I will dead fish you in bed, and only blow you on your birthday.

It’s a chore I absolutely, wholeheartedly dread.

You may as well give her access to your life savings now, buy her a Prius, and watch her hit every curb on the way to the Coffee club and run errands at the reject shop.

GFE girlfriend experience is when you pay a companion to mimic the girlfriend experience.

See above. Yes, I can do that. But you don’t want that….

DO YOU CARE WHAT I LOOK LIKE?

No.

If you are short, fat, tattooed, pink mohawk is irrelevant trivia to me.

If you are from another galaxy this may prove to provide a communication issue…

You are paying me for my time so I refrain from discrimatory behavior.

Punctuality, respect, and cleanliness is my jam.

CAN I BUY YOU A GIFT?

Squeals. Yes!

A voucher, scent, a really good book or a bunch of not supermarket flowers (in which case please don’t bother) would be supremely appreciated.

But simply turning up on time, paying my investment and being nice is enough.

WHAT IS A SPONSORED TOUR AND HOW IS IT DIFFERENT TO A FM2Y OR YF2M?

Are you considering asking me to take a really special vacation?

A FM2Y is a really big deal and it is super special.

With all the lovely human options available I am honored you are considering me.

Truly.

“The world is a book, and those who don’t travel read only a page”….

FM2Y

Is where you fly a companion to meet you in a particular location.

A FY2M is where you fly to a companions base.

The schedule or plans are pre discussed and agreed too.

You need to read the companions website really carefully and I would suggest having a phone conversation as well.

I offer YF2M to the occasional client.

This option suits those who are very sports oriented, very outdoorsy, loves food and cinema (at home or elsewhere).

And the obvious and lots of it.

A sponsored tour

The difference will be the cost (less) and the companion takes other appointments whilst she is there visiting.

FM2Y or YF2M is my preferred as I am exclusively dedicated to you.

It ensures I am at my best without being tired, overworked and shagged figuratively and literally from entertaining others.

In the FM2Y I will ask for the client to pay for my travel, accommodation and plane fares as well as food,

A sponsored tour involves paying the total upfront cost for a minimum period of time.

I utililse this payment to fund the airfare, accommodation and promote my tour around the dates you have selected for my time in your city.

You would have priority definetly however I need to make the trip profitable too.

ANY WORDS OF ADVICE TO CLIENTS LILY?

Yes 100%.

How long do I have?

Oh wait, that would take a book.

Seriously, one piece of advice is I would suggest NOT advising companions that you are new and inexperienced.

Do not flag it up. Protect your safety as well.

That is the blackmailer or rip off merchants green flag.

I have seen it, I have heard about it, and it’s these women who give the occupation of running a business in this industry a disreputable name.

It is very unfortunately as most professionals are exactly that…professional.

Generally, I can tell if someone is new to making appointments. I can smell a hobbyist through my desk screen.

Don’t overthink it.

Don’t ask a million questions.

Pay the deposit. Verify yourself. Turn up on time. Consider tipping. Or, bring a small gift.

This will leave a positive and warm impression.

Do not decline a shower if it is offered to you, it’s offered for a reason.

DO YOU REALLY HAVE MULTIPLE DEGREES?

Hmm, read my website.

I wrote all the copy.

Read my blogs.

Talk with me in appointments.

Um.

If you cannot decide, I suspect you have zero intuition.

No, I am not a pretty face with nice tits and leave it at that.

There are some really unintelligent people who hold doctorates.

However, I believe my academic background, travel to over 55 countries, some street smarts and worldly experience makes me pretty bloody interesting.

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR A CLIENT?

This is a great question actually.

How about I write a separate blog about that? Soon.

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Thank you

I don’t bother with reviews usually but Lily deserves a shout out. Although I was polite before meeting her for the first time, I did muck her about unintentionally. Lily was completely understanding that caught me off guard as she seemed quite rigid in her requirements. Lily was accommodating and soothed me very quickly as I ran late and was scattered as. Wonderful massage, wonderful everything else. Thanks Lily xxx

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 by David Holmes Warrnambool on LL Airways | Lily Levine Geelong Escort
Good Experience

I went looking for a twist of kink and left with a keen sense of "I want more where that came from." Lily is very easy going, and easy on the eye. Being relatively inexperienced in the world of kink Lily's feedback and reassurance over emails and in the initial discussions of our booking eased my nerves and helped clarify the boundaries of the experience. I need to explore the world of kink more fully. I'm in no doubt that I will be looking to Lily to lead me through that experience. Looking forward to seeing her again already, hence my review.

Thank you. Too sweet! I am grateful to you sharing your positive thoughts. xx

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