I am creative, wild, free. Full of aspiration, furious passion and effervescently alive. You should be too!! I’m curious and non-judgemental, except towards those who add pineapple to their pizza’s and those who live their lives in a 101 version. Life is about more than dragging the garbage to the end of the driveway! I make unpopular decisions. I stay true to myself. I enjoy all aspects of life, from nature to the opulence of luxury. I am not a one size fits all (thank goodness for that). I am a bit of adobo, sass and tequila. Not everyone likes those things and that is ok. You could be the most divine mango in the world, but not everyone likes mangoes. Keep in mind  that should you come for me, I will come for you. And you will lose, because I spar verbally for a living.

I live a low-key life. I don’t aspire to be an influencer with a zillion followers. I don’t wish to bathe in Moet and have freshly ironed linen sheets on my bed daily. I will settle for you on my bed though. Yes please! I was educated for 4 years in Bern, Switzerland at a boarding school for the scholarly. I was on a music scholarship of all things. I am well-cultured and can speak three languages, five if you count Prada and swimming jargon as languages. Politically I lean centre right. I am not really a supporter of any party, more just a believer in parties.

LIKES:

Hiking, day trips, sports, candles, helping people, books as gifts. Animals, travel, volunteer work and writing copy.

DISLIKES:

Arrogance. Opinionated people who tar everyone with the same brush. Anchovies, brussel sprouts and silverbeet, drunks, cruelty to animals, those who abuse others, but especially women, children and the elderly. Just pathetic. Being called “hun”, “darl” n “babe”. My name is Lily, and until you call me by name, I won’t respond.

Here are some ways I achieve my down time

DESCRIPTION:

Height: 171cm, Age: 50. Peep my pics please. I’m thinking they pretty much tell my story.

Body Type: Hmm – peep my images please. If you want a petite woman, I am NOT the lady for you. 

Please note: Due to family, friends and work colleagues being unaware of my wicked and naughty flying penchants, my face must be blurred for discretionary reasons. Always be respectful of my external duties to flying and understand this is indelibly important to me. 

Non-discrimination Clause: Please note I only discriminate against slobbyists, those who are unhygienic, stinginess and poor manners. Oh, please be over 18, and don’t be a a%^^hole. 

I don’t have a wishlist as such. I prefer to assist others who have need for the basics, such as shelter, food and love.

Therefore, should you donate $20 or less you can choose anything off Duty Free as a gift to yourself. If you donate $21 -$50 you can choose 2 things off Duty Free. If you donate $51 – $99 you can choose between a) 3 Duty Free products OR Mile High Club 3 membership. If you donate $100 plus I will provide you with an extra 20 minutes to your appointment of 1 hour or longer. 

(simply provide me with your receipt)

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