Hijack – First-Class Freedom

The ultimate luxury experience. You’re in complete control. Choose your route, customize the journey with every detail, adjust the altitude, and even add layovers for extra relaxation. Nothing is off-limits in this first-class paradise. You’re the captain; I’m your co-pilot, guiding you through the clouds. The sky’s the limit.

Around the World

LA Fires Charitable Donation Appointment

Those who know me are aware of my softer side—shhh, it’s a secret—but I feel deeply compelled to help whenever I can, especially when people are in dire need. The ongoing LA fires are heartbreaking, and I want to make a small difference. With that in mind, I’ve created a special charitable appointment to offer some support.

Available during my regular hours (as listed on my website and in my advertisements), you can book a  “up to 20-minute “Charitable Playdate (name for the LA fire relief campaign), priced at $60. This specific appointment will be wholly 100% donated to the GoFundMe campaign specifically set up to help those affected by the wildfires. Here’s the link if you’d like to view the campaign: GoFundMe: Wildfire Relief Fund 2025.  Wildfire Relief Donations

Transparency:
Transparency is very important to me, and while I’m still working out the best way to showcase this in real-time, my goal is to provide full details about the donations. I’ll be posting the total amount donated on my website, Twitter, and other social media platforms regularly.
My normal Terms and Conditions apply, and I’d also like to note that you are welcome to book two back-to-back appointments, with 100% of the fee from both appointments being donated.

“Inclusions”:

Should you be obsessed with “what your going to get” – keep moving. I am not articulating inclusions. What I will say, is this is not about that. I am a naturally easy going provider, provided all communication is respectful. Hence, this, for my worth, is a most UNREASONABLE investment, for you, it’s a more than reasonable opportunity! What I will specify though, is this flight has no stopovers in Greece. My other destinations are as per usual. A politely framed clarification text message is fine.

Skyline Escape – Business Class Bliss

From Sunday 12th – Sunday 19th I am willing to upgrade the 1 hr skyline. Here is the deal. Value here is $400. If you send me a screenshot of your donation of $100 to the Wildfire Rescue Critical Relief Fund, I will wear that cost and further, provide you with an extra half hour valued at $200. And I will like you, because it demonstrates a lack of selfishness! The link to paste into your browser is: https://www.gofundme.com/f/wildfire-relief-fund-2025  Please ensure you have verified with me first if you wish to book (or have met me previously).

 A premium experience that balances luxury with efficiency. This is the flight for those who crave indulgence but don’t need to take a detour through the clouds. You get to select your preferences, from a variety of cruising altitudes (intensity levels) to a suite of in-flight amenities. It’s a smooth, relaxing ride with all the perks, minus the sky-high cost of Hijack. Fasten your seatbelt for an elevated escape.

Jetstream Journey – Standard Comfort

A comfortable, classic experience where the flight path is straightforward, but still enjoyable. This is the perfect option for those who want relaxation with a little less customization. You get the basics done well: solid performance, smooth landings, and an enjoyable flight without the bells and whistles. No frills, just a straight shot to relaxation.

Thrills and Spills – Lewinski Style  

A factual admission. I am as shy as a cactus attending a hug-a-thon. Yes. Seriously. The exception is of course, when feeling some kind of connection, warmth, attraction and ‘mood.” If that all rolls into something, (and verifying and doing the deposit stuff seamlessly happens also), well, then I can kind of be more akin to a confetti cannon—ready to explode in a flurry of excitement! Oh, and you will too.

Spoilt: King’s Treatment

This will certainly have you feeling spoilt like the King you wish to be. You will be tingling all over, muscles nice and suppple, oxygen flowing through all the fibres of your being due to unknotting those fibrous spindles and nutrients will be able to be delievered to help heal. I will deliver an intoxicating slow burn that will deliver just the pleasure you are seeking. You can then float away, armed with renewed vigour and energy to deal with life. 

Fuel Dump

It’s not always about long distance, luxury flights.

Your own personal terminal may not be providing the relief you require.

That constitutes the need for emergency relief action.

Sometimes you have to land the plane sooner than you expected. Just like an emergency dump keeps a plane safe,  a quick jettison will keep you functioning at a higher level, less distracted, less stressed state.  

Money Might Not Buy You Happiness But At Least You Can Buy A Flight Ticket