Hijack – First-Class Freedom

The ultimate luxury experience. You’re in complete control. Choose your route, customize the journey with every detail, adjust the altitude, and even add layovers for extra relaxation. Nothing is off-limits in this first-class paradise. You’re the captain; I’m your co-pilot, guiding you through the clouds. The sky’s the limit.

Skyline Escape – Business Class Bliss

A premium experience that balances luxury with efficiency. This is the flight for those who crave indulgence but don’t need to take a detour through the clouds. You get to select your preferences, from a variety of cruising altitudes (intensity levels) to a suite of in-flight amenities. It’s a smooth, relaxing ride with all the perks, minus the sky-high cost of Hijack. Fasten your seatbelt for an elevated escape.

Jetstream Journey – Standard Comfort

A comfortable, classic experience where the flight path is straightforward, but still enjoyable. This is the perfect option for those who want relaxation with a little less customization. You get the basics done well: solid performance, smooth landings, and an enjoyable flight without the bells and whistles. No frills, just a straight shot to relaxation.

Thrills and Spills – Lewinski Style  

A factual admission. I am as shy as a cactus attending a hug-a-thon. Yes. Seriously. The exception is of course, when feeling some kind of connection, warmth, attraction and ‘mood.” If that all rolls into something, (and verifying and doing the deposit stuff seamlessly happens also), well, then I can kind of be more akin to a confetti cannon—ready to explode in a flurry of excitement! Oh, and you will too.

Spoilt: King’s Treatment

This will certainly have you feeling spoilt like the King you wish to be. You will be tingling all over, muscles nice and suppple, oxygen flowing through all the fibres of your being due to unknotting those fibrous spindles and nutrients will be able to be delievered to help heal. I will deliver an intoxicating slow burn that will deliver just the pleasure you are seeking. You can then float away, armed with renewed vigour and energy to deal with life. 

Fuel Dump

It’s not always about long distance, luxury flights.

Your own personal terminal may not be providing the relief you require.

That constitutes the need for emergency relief action.

Sometimes you have to land the plane sooner than you expected. Just like an emergency dump keeps a plane safe,  a quick jettison will keep you functioning at a higher level, less distracted, less stressed state.  

Money Might Not Buy You Happiness But At Least You Can Buy A Flight Ticket