Some Say I’m A Bitch…

Some say I am so lovely. Some say I am a bitch. Believe them both. I behave accordingly.

The single best thing strategy wise my Geelong escort business has in place is my verification and deposit system. It is the absolute PERFECT filtering system to weed out those who are underserving of my most precious commodity. Time. It automatically weeds out the angry, self-righteous ones….”your system is ridiculous, other girls don’t want all that shit, it’s a fuck for fucks sake.”. “Yes”, and I am a good one, and you aren’t worthy of me or my time speaking like that, behaving like that, being self-entitled like that and being full of hyena like self-flagellated importance”. Giggle. Pleeaassee. Bye bye.

Perfect to filter out those who want to push boundaries. Like, WTF? You can’t, or worse, WON”T follow grade 4 ad instructions and you expect me to allow you to come near me? You are kidding right? No chance.

Sensationally weeds out those with criminal tendencies.

Those with violent, stealthing tendencies.

Those with something to hide.

Those who are rude.


Arrogant…. “I want service now”???? Um, delete.

Those who CBF – Can’t be fuc*&ed for those not into acronyms…., to go through my process. Brilliant, I sure can’t be fucked dealing with you. And I can’t be fucked. By you! Winning.

Those who test my ad and see if I do delete immediately.

Tick. Yes, I do.


And when they circle back to emailing me, which they so often do. And beg. Plead. Apologize profusely. Offer me double. Then triple. I am always kind to them. Always. As that is my  normal “go to.” However, I have never, ever, not once, reneged and said “yes sure, you were rude once, so I am going to give you the opportunity to do it again.”. Just “no.”. That would be ‘more fool me’. And I am not a fool.

What do I say?

“Learn from your mistake. There is a lesson here.”

And I hope that those men do.

If they don’t – point proven. I dodged a bullet!!

I don’t care if you offered me 10 times the investment.

I don’t need the money.

I don’t care about the money.

I care about safety. Discretion. Attitude. Respect.

Something else.

Regulars immediately figure out they can pay in advance in full as their deposit to save dealing with business at the playdate. And that’s nice and easy. Not requested but easy. I also used to get the occasional new client simply pay in full as their deposit without even meeting me.

Geelong Best Escort Practices

However, I have noticed in the last 6 months clients having never met me are now increasingly (without me requesting it), paying the deposit and then texting me to say the just paid the full amount. Or, they ask “can  just pay the full amount”, I honestly don’t care either way.

Clients Becoming More Trusting

BUT. This is what it does from my end. I like them more immediately. Not because I have been paid in full. I don’t give a shit about that. But because they are clearly smart, intelligent and most of all INTUITIVE. They can read an ad, look at a business and make a correct judgement about someone and the way they operate. And I admire that. And it makes me feel honorable which I am.

On Trusting An Escort

I’m just saying.

Some people cite “you have to earn trust”.

I don’t subscribe to that personally. I give trust to people. Until they take it from me.

Send me a rude text, I don’t trust you anymore. We are done. Bye bye.

Show that you trust me, I won’t let you down. You know…normal human response.


A peer rang me yesterday. She asked me” how I was doing with Locanto?” She no longer advertises on Locanto. She said yesterday “I don’t know how you can bare it Lily they are all just f*&^%g arsehole, cheapskates, losers they are revolting, I got off there.”

I said to her “That is not at all my experience. I think Locant is great. And my clients are great. It’s HOW you advertise and screen.”

So, to the thousands (and yes, it’s now thousands, like about 3600 numbers lol) of men who I have savagely blocked….admit it. You are likely spewing you were rude, because….YOU’RE READING THIS! You are STILL reading my shit and viewing my ads.

1 Comment

  1. Haemisch

    Fortunately for me, I have not experienced your bitchy side. I have always treated you with utmost respect and I got to see your lovely side. That’s just one of the reasons I am a repeat client.


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Thank you

I don’t bother with reviews usually but Lily deserves a shout out. Although I was polite before meeting her for the first time, I did muck her about unintentionally. Lily was completely understanding that caught me off guard as she seemed quite rigid in her requirements. Lily was accommodating and soothed me very quickly as I ran late and was scattered as. Wonderful massage, wonderful everything else. Thanks Lily xxx


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I went looking for a twist of kink and left with a keen sense of "I want more where that came from." Lily is very easy going, and easy on the eye. Being relatively inexperienced in the world of kink Lily's feedback and reassurance over emails and in the initial discussions of our booking eased my nerves and helped clarify the boundaries of the experience. I need to explore the world of kink more fully. I'm in no doubt that I will be looking to Lily to lead me through that experience. Looking forward to seeing her again already, hence my review.

Thank you. Too sweet! I am grateful to you sharing your positive thoughts. xx

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