Terms and Conditions

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TERMS & CONDITIONS

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MILE HIGH CLUB

My Fair & Equitable Requirements Are as Follows:

Verification:

My screening policy applies to all clients. There are no exceptions. While I understand that there are numerous reasons why a client may not feel comfortable supplying personal information, please understand that I place my emotional and physical safety in your hands by allowing you into my personal space and giving you access to my body. I don’t care if you’re married, famous or Joe Blow, everyone screens and I have a vested interest in keeping your information safe to protect my professional reputation. I am happy to sign an NDA if necessary. My screening is my insurance policy to protect myself and ensure that if any ground-rules are broken, can be held accountable to the full extent of the law.

Here is a really great read on this. I truly encourage you to flick over and read it. Before you do, close your eyes, and literally, put yourself in my situation and walk in my shoes. Just for a few moments. Why You MUST Verify and Why You Have Nothing To Worry About.

Deposits:​

Deposits are a requirement for all bookings. They are non-refundable unless it is a most unusally extenuating circumstance. Should you be unable to make your appointment, I do understand that “life happens” and am completely willing to re-schedule to another time and day that suits you better. The minute you know that you cannot make our agreed time, please text me right away. I shall take this opportunity to say “thank you to my current clientele who do this swiftly. Your early notice is much appreciated.”

My deposit requirement works in tandem with my screening requirements to ensure that you value my time, safety and comfort. The options I have provided are both discreet and convenient: PayID, Beem It and Osko are accepted. These deposits are instantaneous. All you require is my phone number, 0413 967 225. Easy as that. Beem It is a free app that literally takes 5 minutes to download. Your reference can be anything you like…”car repairs” anyone?

The remainder of my compensation for our time together can be paid:

  • In cash upon arrival – Please hand it to me personally and give me a moment to confirm it is correct. Mistakes happen and if you are accidentally short, I will politely prompt you. Please note: I do not keep change.
  • Via PayId, Beem It or Osko upon arrival. Many clients pay in full beforehand, however I do not expect this, lovely if you do in that it is refreshing to feel trusted. Who wouldn’t appreciate that, but you are under no obligation of course, to do this.

I do not ever tolerate rude, aggressive, demanding, dictatorial, unreasonable and/or demeaning interaction and/or communication. Well, not unless you have booked to do so. 🙂

Playdate Guide to Maximise Your Best Service…..

Please note. In the event that you run late, your time starts from our designated start time. I will not go over that time, so please don’t expect me too, request me too, or get upset when I don’t. My time is incredibly precious and in short supply. I will also be very respectful of yours.

I am super nice. Therefore I don’t like to make you feel rushed or uncomfortable. I pledge a great, money back service, therefore I do not rush or clock watch. But when our time is up, time is up.

Please do not make it uncomfortable for me to have to say “we are finished”. I don’t wish to be placed in this position.

Showers and Hygiene:

Please. Be FRESHLY  showered. Smell good. Or, I will exit the room, roll in garlic, mud, jalepenos and maybe some mustard for good measure and come back in. wink This does not mean you put aftershave on your penis. Or anywhere in that area. Ewhhh. Please ask for a shower when making your playdate if you know you will need one. I will factor in 5 minutes extra no problems at all. 

Cancellations and rescheduling:

A non-refundable deposit. The exact percentage required is at my discretion. This is most often based upon the type/length of appointment. Typically, for example, with a 30 min 1st class flight at $200 I would likely request $80 if we have not met previously.
​Deposits are non-refundable if you cancel and do not wish to re-schedule.

If you cancel due to “life” and are re-scheduling, I would prefer that you re-book within 28 days. You do not forfeit your deposit in this instance. Unless you are a repeat offender.  If your communication has been great I offer flexibility with this as I also understand you may not live close by or your work scenario might not allow for that.

If you wish to change the duration and/or type of your booking to one that costs less than the deposit you have already paid, there are no refunds of the difference and if you should choose to do so with less than 48hrs notice, you are liable for the full fee of the original booking duration and type. The amount you submit is your non-refundable deposit and you are not entitled to any return of the fee upon cancelling. If you do not provide at least 48 hours’ notice or do not reschedule within 28 days of the original date, the full amount you submitted is forfeit.

I try to be understanding and caring at all times.

No Shows:

No shows are unacceptable. Please communicate with me otherwise I will feel awful for blacklisting you and turning you into a reddit meme.

Refunds:

In the very rare circumstance that I am unable to make our appointment due to illness or unexpected career constraints, I will do my best to reschedule for a time that is convenient for you or hold on to your deposit or full payment to use when you or I are next in town.

New Change Commencing 8th July 2024: Benefitting YOU

Over the past 6 months for a myriad of reaspons I have had to re-scehdule or cancel  several appointments. I assure you this is not ever because “I cannot be bothered.” Rather, it is due to career constraints as I work professionally some 50-70 hours week in week out. Further I need to travel insterstate for key note speaking, workshops and presentations. I do pride myself on being reliable. So, in order to provide my best customer service possible, from July 8th 2024 for an undetrmined periodof time, if I need to re-schedule due to work committments I am going to provide an extra 30 minute service in addition to any appointment of 30 minutes plus. That is a $200 additional value provided to you in case I disappoint by needing to re-schedule. This bonus time is not “rushed” or “second rate.” It is provided with my utmost mischeviousness and sensual attitude. You are very welcome!

You are not entitled to a refund of your deposit or any part of the full fee if I must cancel before or during the booking due to inappropriate and ungentlemanly conduct on your part which makes me feel unsafe or uncomfortable in any way. Clearly this also voids your money back guarantee that I offer genuinely congenial gentlemen. I do not abuse this policy. I only invoke it if I feel that seeing you would put me at risk of sexual assault, stalking & harassment, or any other danger. Or, you have crossed boundaries, been rude, gotten me upset so that there is no desire, because YOU killed it, to pleasure you. The law of averages dictates I cannot get along with everyone. I feel I do a damned good job. But I have zero tolerance to belittlement, arrogance, condensation. I have far too much self-respect to put up with that absolute rubbish behaviour and attitude.

This may include but is not limited to:

  • Pushing boundaries after I have already said no
  • Attempting to engage in acts that have not been discussed or consented to
  • Attempted stealthing – deceptive removal or breakage of the condom
  • Alluding to or attempting to grope me or engage in any sexual activity while I am sleeping and therefore not able to consent during overnight and multi-day bookings
  • Any demeaning or threatening language, exception being if this has been pre-discussed and is part of a playtime such as RRP or KL
  • Constant texting, emailing, calling or harassment
  • Demanding free pictures or videos, sending “dick pics” or
  • Refusal to provide requested screening information (instant block for wasting time as I advertise I require it).

There are NO refunds or discounts if you present with signs of poor sexual health or hygiene, but an alternative safe service will be on offer.

How to Receive Your Refund:

​In the case that a refund is granted as per the conditions above, there is currently one option. I can send the deposit via post to the address shown on the verification licence. If this option doesn’t work for you, you cannot receive your refund. I will get to the post office as soon as is physically possible for me to do so for expediancy of your refund. I am currently trying to work out an unresolved issue with Beem It so this can be a future option again. *please note as at 6th March 2024, I am imminently about to re-activate Beem It!!

Phew……now we got through that, and hopefully we are still sexy friends….

Tours:

A 50% non-refundable deposit is required for all tour bookings.
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Fly Me to You: 50% of the entire booking fee PLUS full flight, travel & accommodation costs are required for all Fly Me to Your bookings.

Money Back Guarantee:

 Is this for real? Of course. I back my attitude and effort 1000%. Should you feel that I did not do as stated in my destination descriptions please advise me and I will refund in full. I don’t expect anyone to abuse this please. That is ethically immoral. You do not have to provide a reason, but like any business, carefully constructed feedback is helpful and I would prefer some kind of reason. But I won’t force the issue. I don’t believe this situation will arise anyway. If I am not feeling, for whatever reason, not up to an appointment, I would re-schedule so as not to provide a less than average service.

How Come I Have Not Responded?

Please make certain you haven’t text me “avail”, “working?” ect or it is void. Text message (not phone call) Name: Age: Nationality: Service and length of Service Sought. Date: Time Preferred. If even one of those details is missing I won’t respond.

If you are a current client it is easiest for me for you still to do the above. I will explain why. I find it time consuming scrolling back up and trying to follow previous conversations and figure out who you are and what you are wanting. It is so much easier for me and I like easy.

Thank you. I hope this all sounds more than reasonable. xx