This is to the 5% of you who contact me and don’t wish to provide your license. It’s totally cool with me; however, it annoys me when you try to open up negotiation when I have clearly stated on all ads my safety and discretion is PARAMOUNT not yours. I have no desire to run into someone I went to school with, my daughters mate, or my mechanic. Not good for me, very uncomfortable for them. And then there is the safety issue. And then there is the issue that I am giving an address – so um, why can’t you? It is a sign of mutual discretionary respect.

Some Statistics

Now here are some interesting things. I would say 95% of potential clients have zero issues providing a selfie of the head because license photos are always fuzzy and unclear. Of the 5%, 50% I would guesstimate who say they are not comfortable, re-contact me within 6-8 weeks and they have, on their own accord, decided to pass on their license information.

So that leaves about 2.5% of my inquiries who don’t wish to disclose their details. Again, far enough, but I can’t pass on mine then. And if we are wanting it for discretion, we are hardly going to yell their name from the rooftops saying “(insert name here, is a client of mine, he stays with sex workers)” now, are we? I mean WTF?

However, I am digressing again.

Rock Bottom Truth – No Word of a Lie

Here is something you WON’T know. It’s true for me, but I can’t speak for all other professional sex workers who also, of course would request license or passport. I DON’T EVEN LOOK AT THE LICENCE. I rarely, hardly ever open up that text. The ONLY time I do is if said potential client has taken his selfie holding their license up by their face.

Then Why Ask for It?

Again, speaking just for me, it is the mere act of PROVIDING it, demonstrating mutual respect that satisfies me. The truth is, and I am not being rude, certainly not nasty, I COULDN’T CARE LESS WHHERE YOU LIVE. Like, I just don’t have any interest. I do like to know someone’s real first name, that’s nice. But what area you live in or your DOB or anything on there I have zero care factor and don’t need to know. But the fact you have sent it satisfies my sense of security and safety. And of that I am extremely appreciative.

Sometimes this is accidentally Evident

That I haven’t looked. Because sometimes I am caught off-guard if I say “where did you come from, far?” And I might get some suburb the other side of Melbourne, or Aubury and because I haven’t looked at their license, I am genuinely shocked at the distance they have driven for an appointment with me!

Bottom Line

(Spoken VERY nicely) YOU JUST AREN” T IMPORTANT outside of my bedroom. In it you are everything. It’s OUR world where we can be naughty and act how we want sexually. It’s fun, it’s exciting and it’s HOT. Outside we both go back to our respective roles. I have a busy, productive, time-poor life. SO, I find it kinda hilarious when I receive texts regarding the possibility of my “stalking his family”. Um…huh? Like, I don’t have time for that shit. That is WHY I ask for a license. To AVOID weirdness like that. What sex worker has TIME to go stalking a client. And why??? I don’t have a spare second in any day, hence why I am strict on not being early, not being late. Every second of my day is accounted for. So um, sorry not sorry, I don’t care where you live.

Ahhhh, I hope that all makes some sense to you. I know it will to you seasoned blokes and those who have met or liaised a lot with me. But I also kind of hope it assuages some fears out there that your concerns at least with me, are unfounded. You have nothing to worry about from me. I operate always professionally. Even if there was an issue, I still wouldn’t cross those kinds of boundaries its just professional courtesy.