Lily Geelong’s Best Escort outlines her Ideal Client:

Looks like Steve McQueen at age 40, talks to me like Clint Eastwood, books me for a weekend away and throws 1 million dollars on my naked body at the end. Purrfeeccttt. Only kidding!

My Ideal Client is as follows:

1. Follows clear, concise directives on how to book me easily and politely in 1 text not 15.
2. Follows the verification process without questions and cross questions
3. Doesn’t threaten me or my safety
4. Is hygienic, bodily and dentally
5. Always respects my boundaries and never pushes them
6. Pays immediately by leaving on bedside table, saves any discussion, thus spoiling the mood
7. Is exactly on time
8. Doesn’t overstay his welcome
9. Reads my website for all information and if cannot find it, texts politely

Bonus Points Accrued For:

1. Great smelling (a good aftershave is VERY sexy)
2. Reads my blogs and knows a little about me!
3. Brings me “little things”, like a jar of honey, or a bunch of flowers every now and again
4. Takes the time and effort to write a review on Locanto, or my website, or even better – both. Because that takes time and energy so it’s much appreciated, more so if happy of course!!!

Extra Bonus Points Sexually Speaking

1. Enjoys seeing me get off
2. Likes to eat me in different positions. On my back, me face sitting him and the rare one, me on all four’s and him licking from behind.
3. Multiple climaxes (can be done but not often)
4. Loves it when I take you all in my mouth (lover of deep throat)
5. Gives my nipples and breasts plenty of attention
6. Tells me when I am doing something he especially likes something.
7. One final thought: Don’t ever worry about the fact you might “only” book a 20-minute service or a c and g or a half hour. You are treated in the same manner as those who book my Netflix and chill 5-hour appointments. Exactly the same. You can have a great time in a shorter time is a favourite saying of mine.

Love Lily xx