There are two major considerations when men choose which escort to hire. The first is based upon physical appearance. The second is based upon the service that the lady offers.  Of course, there is a third – a blend. Now for the sake of being transparent, I am “old” in the escort world where 18- and 19-year-olds are a dime a dozen. 49. And I am not facially gorgeous. (not unattractive either I might add, but not “cute”, “pretty” or “beautiful”). So given this is my website you might be naïve enough to see this as a thinly veiled ‘sales pitch’. And you would be dead wrong. Lucky for me I have built a credible business where I don’t “need” anyone’s money. What I do have is a lot of experience and I have heard a lot of men speak and air their views.

Having worked in my 20’s and early 30’s. And then again in my mid 40’s, in legal parlours, escort agencies and privately I have slept with thousands of men. And they talk! And I hear the same regurgitated stories all the time. One of which is that “pretty girls don’t do much in the room”. And more so, “pretty, young girls”.

I look back on my working practices in my early years and quite frankly I shudder. I did not offer a good service. I certainly didn’t offer a first-class service. I was a bitch. I had a good body. I was young. I was busty. A lot of men found me attractive. So, I “got away” with being pretty unpleasant. I won’t even pass on to you, the reader some of the responses I would come up with for questions like “do you enjoy your work?”. Pheww….. I cut many men down to size with a swift sentence or two let me tell you.

There was one parlour I worked at for about 9 years. It was a top establishment. Very plush. There was a lady who I have never forgotten who worked there. She was averagely attractive. Certainly nothing special. But she had “something” about her. Now this lady was 20 years older than the rest of us, and when she was on shift, you never knew it. She was booked solid all the time, no exceptions. Clearly, what she offered in the rooms was a far superior service to us younger ones who thought our “shit didn’t stink”.

Move forward to now, some 17 years later – she owns three of the finest establishments in Geelong and Melbourne. She was always working to earn enough money to buy her own sex business. And she did. Good for her. Point being, she was older, less attractive (not unattractive) but smoked everyone in earning capacity due to her ability to make clients feel fabulous.

When I decided to re-enter the sex workforce, I told myself I would only do it if I was prepared to do the same – offer a truly unique, special, honest, kind, naughty, fun, deviant service, each and every time. Now, getting along with a client 100% of the time unfortunately just isn’t humanely possible, but a strike rate of 98% is pretty good!

Now getting closer to the point of this blog, I constantly have gentlemen talk to me about their mostly bad experiences with sex workers. A super common theme is men stating that they stayed with a really hot young girl, but received the shittiest service. Yep, that is absolutely no surprise to me. One gentleman recently said “she thought her shit didn’t stink, showed me to the room, said “have a shower”, and barely spoke to me. I should have complained but I didn’t”. I am not defending her, but it’s just immaturity at that age. I think back to how I was, and I was exactly the same.

Young ones are disinterested, they only want the money, sorry to burst your bubble reader, but they aren’t likely at all to be attracted to you (despite you thinking you are quite the catch), and don’t feel compelled to act. They are doing YOU the favour by sleeping with you! They aren’t thinking long-term, and they don’t care less about regular clientele because they know there is an endless stream of men and establishments with which to work.

I don’t want to write a blog sounding like I am trying to persuade you to book me being older, but this is my take, ok? An older woman whether you like it or not is going to have more experience. More experience in sex, and more experience in making a connection. And if you book a hot young thing that is clearly reluctant to get into the sex work trust me you aren’t going to feel a connection, and you are going to walk out feeling like the experience was pretty “meh” despite getting your rocks off.

An older woman is far more likely to naturally actually enjoy sex. Our sex drive is going great guns in our 40’s and 50’s. In our 20’s and 30’s we want our boyfriend or significant other touching us, but not strangers. You are a means to an end. Period.

In Melbourne. In most parlours the biggest money earner in the house will be an older woman. Surprisingly she is also often quite overweight, or curvier than you would imagine. Yep, just a real, average 50/60 something lady. Yet she will be wicked in bed. Her superpower will be the way she can make you feel.

I’d be very careful of booking young pretties if I was you, the punter. That’s my two cents worth. Don’t be surprised if the service and sex is less than average. Statistically that’s what the evidence demonstrates.

Lily xxx