Much to my surprise I have by far the best reviews on Locanto for escorts. And far, far more than anyone else in Geelong in terms of encouraging reviews. Despite having for the most part pretty solid, positive even glowing reviews, and I do allow them on my site I am not a fan of reviews in general on escorts. There are a few reasons for this that I will discuss below. I think it’s fraught with issues and I don’t really feel they are “kosher” or particularly ethical. That’s me. If you leave reviews, especially if you are a “punter” who does it as a hobby all I can say is “get a life” or, if you can hone in a little deeper into your moral compass, how about you stop providing them on forums such as Punters Planet. It’s just “off”.
I am not a “type of steak”. I am not a “product”. I am not a hotel to be ranked on a star level sexually and looks wise. I am a real person. Keep this foremost in your mind.
You cannot liken sex work to any other form of labour, you just can’t. And, although we are judgemental creature, and we like to see how we stack up against others, rating women on their sexual prowess is a really icky notion to be doing in public as a hobby. Like ewhhh don’t you have a meaningful life? Clearly the answer is “no”. Honestly, your mother would be ashamed of you disrespecting women like that. Further…..just how would you feel about us women doing it to you men? Ok, you’re reading my stuff, I probably like you and maybe you me, but think about it – would you like being with a woman who you knew, was ‘rating’ you and giving you a public “score” out of 10 and then writing nitty gritty sentences about all the ways you turned her off. Does that make you feel distinctly uncomfortable? Because even though you might think you are a legend in bed and you “KNOW” how to turn a woman on, because ALL sex worker cum with you – don’t forget that is what we are PAID to do. Yup. Most gals totally fake it and you are very unlikely to be turning them on the way you think you are. Sorry, not being harsh, just being real. I HEAR what they (other companions) say. Ladies cite the same things over and over and over again.
Everyone knows beauty is completely random and in the eye of the beholder. Do you honestly think you would get rated a 9/10? It astounds me how many photographs (unsolicited) I receive and have received in the past 3 years of men not necessarily unclothed, striking some kind of goofy pose and they say “I am handsome, good looking…..” and I think, “ahhh, nope, not even 1 tiny little iota. But I like that they have good self-esteem. But they are NOT my cup of tea at all. And btw that doesn’t matter because I have had the BEST sex with men who haven’t made me think “Oh your gorgeous”! Back to the topic, you liking being rated out of 10 for looks. Pretty uncomfortable thought isn’t it. Especially it it’s written publicly and often callously. And often the lady doesn’t have any recourse to pass comment herself.
Everything can be paid for, including reviews.
Then you have issues such as other ladies writing bad reviews on their competitors’ profiles. How bad is that? I mean I would never even consider doing something like that. And then you have the opposite where some girls will pay money to have men write positive reviews. It’s a bit similar to Amazon. If you write a negative review on Amazon, they send you a free gift card if you edit their review. Craft. It’s just called “business”. Even Instagram, you can buy “followers”, but they are bots who aren’t remotely interested in your services and will never buy off you, but oh, you look “popular”. But not in my opinion “good business”.
My Locanto Geelong Escort Reviews
It wasn’t until about 20 months into my business that I even knew Locanto actually had reviews. A client was getting dressed and said something about “I lived up to my reviews”. I said “what reviews?” and He said “all your reviews on Locanto”. I nearly died. As soon as he left, I jumped on the computer and tried to find them. I don’t know why I didn’t know; I just was focused on posting ads, and never really looked around the site.
Thankfully most of them were great. I mean some were way too graphic for me, but at least, they were positive. There were a couple that commented on me being too muscular. Even though every ad I have ever written explains I am, and not to book me if you want petite. I don’t know how much clearer I can be. I have been swimming since little nippers at the age of 5. I have rowed surf boats since the age of 11. I am in the water 6 days a week, often swimming 3 -4km’s. So you get to look fit. About the worst was someone who rated me 3 stars and simply wrote “boring”. Ouch, well, he clearly didn’t engage in conversation with me because that’s about the second last thing I am. The last thing I am described is “funny” in case you are wondering.
As a companion simply wanting to have and provide a fun, de-stressing time without pressure I would like to think I spend time with gentlemen who are the same. NOT self-proclaimed hobbyists who treat women like some kind of sporting game.
Reviews to “prove I am real”.
Nowadays you do not require reviews to “prove that I am real”. With social media and the internet that is no longer necessary. You have me on Instagram, Twitter and my own website, as well as an on-going, clearly legitimate ad on Locanto for nearly 4 years. No-one has ever suggested I am not the lady in my photo’s as I clearly am. There is no “bait and switch” going on here. Yet I still get asked if I am Asian? *sigh*
Oops I tell a lie
Actually, that’s not true. About 8 moths ago I had a very nasty review left on Locanto. It was vitriolic and the troll claimed I was 60 plus and had a “fat body”. Now, no-one on the planet could ever call me fat. As a professional surf lifesaver and rower it is very clear to everyone I look after myself and my body extraordinarily well. 20 somethings don’t have a body like mine. Yes, I understand that’s rare, but it does happen.
I contacted Locanto very very cross. It was clear to me that person had never met me. A) because I hadn’t had any issues with any client and b) because he was accusing me of being things that were ridiculously inaccurate. I suggested to locanto that a) he most definitely hadn’t met me and b) he was likely to have been a potential client who had been rude, that I had put him in his place, and he was blocked from contacting me. Fortunately, Locanto agreed and they deleted his review.
I was “fortunate”. But understand this. Some girls who have similar experiences don’t get the same experience with Locanto and indeed other sites. Someone leaves a bad review when they haven’t even met the lady, and this really ruins that lady’s image, reputation and business. It’s really really unfair. Because you can’t delete reviews off locanto. Well, you can, one a month which gives you little recourse. Especially if you are popular and busy (therein also increasing your troll factor)
And this is to say nothing of the fact that simple numbers means a companion and client are not going to “gel” due to plain old law of averages. This always ends up being the lady’s fault. When in fact it’s often the client’s fault (usually rude and entitled manner) or no-one’s fault. It just is. You know this dammed well. Do you like every bloke? Would you have every guy you meet become your “close mate”? Of course not. Do you like every lady you meet? No of course not. There are some people no matter what, you just don’t really mesh with
So do reverse image searches, check the lady’s website gallery against her social media accounts. It’s not difficult to differentiate between a scammer and someone who is legitimate. Really, it’s not. If a guy needs to read review upon review on me to decide to stay with me, I can tell you emphatically he is not the client for me. I’ve lost interest. And I can assure you that I am never going to write a graphic blow by blow account of our erotic time together. One of the reasons you would/should be attracted to me is my professionalism and discretion and I am not going to share your private details with anyone and everyone who reads my material. I expect the same courtesy.
Reviews that are more welcome
In the event that you want to write a review or feel it may help me in some way, I am not strictly opposed to them. I am sure they have helped in some ways. But I like reviews that focus on things like my smile, my warmth, my honesty, friendliness, and overall “good service”. Not more in-depth personal stuff. If I choose to write about me that’s different, it’s MY choice. I don’t choose men to write in-depth, salacious crap about me sexually or rate me on a scale of 1 – 10.
I just think men should really consider their decision to write reviews, and pause and consider the impact you might be having on a lady’s business and indeed general feeling of self-worth. When I want to say or write things that are negative, I always ask myself the same questions. 1. Is it true? 2. Is it necessary to say it. And believe me, usually, 99% of the time it is NOT necessary to say. And so, I don’t. Maybe you guys who review religiously could consider this too?