Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might say I am just an amazing woman, whilst another might say I am a cold-hearted Bitch. Believe them both, I behave accordingly.

Every once in a blue moon a bad egg makes it’s way in. Occasionally a good egg goes bad. That’s when I say “hello, ahhh, nice to finally meet you” …. I am always grateful when someone shows me their true colours

Roses are red, stealing is lame, write your own words and use your own name. Lily – often copied, never duplicated.

Time is non-refundable

If you are any of these – we are not a match!

1. Arrogant. I don’t cope with arrogance well at all. I don’t tolerate it. I don’t need too. I prefer to spend time with low-key gentlemen.
2. If you have poor hygiene, we aren’t a match.
3. You are gossiping about other companions around, what they do, what they don’t do. Um, I don’t care. I am not interested. And it’s rude of you.
4. You try to negotiate or trade. Please. Just don’t. Find someone more suitable in your budget.
5. If you cannot provide verification and pay a deposit, we are not a match. Providing verification is protecting the safety of both parties.
6. You don’t respect women who choose this as a side hustle. I could go on about your hypocrisy but it would be lost on you. Worse, you will never change your mind. So, we are not a match.
7. You watched 50 shades of grey and think you know what it takes to be dominant. Um, it was 50 shades of crap. Enough said.